We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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