i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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