singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.