I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME