She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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