Kiss
Puke
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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