My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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