She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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