one might say we're banned from that church
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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