dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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