why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
pop tarts are not kleenex
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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