I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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