These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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