the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
