I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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