I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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