what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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