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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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