I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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