He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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