your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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