O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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