this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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