This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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