Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
PANTIES FOUND
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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