remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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