I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I supernannyed him into submission
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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