I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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