Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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