I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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