Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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