I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Randomize
