it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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