Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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