I cockslap morals
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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