i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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