no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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