i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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