Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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