Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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