Nicole vs. Life
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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