I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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