The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
If I die, sorry about rent.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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