Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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