ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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