I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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