what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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