Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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