thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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