Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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