i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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