2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
