Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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