THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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