Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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