their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She's the barista slut.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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