their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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